Q Why the Board Booth?

I can imagine it is because they want to be even more rich and famous, by making sure that even more people don't know their names or give them money:-) On a more serious note, they have been known to run a black market in tunnel worm paraphernalia, and since they have moved to being a mostly on-line Board they still need contact with their readers to distribute it. I guess that is until they find a way to fax stuff like that through the computers. After watching the booth for a while I am convinced the Board writers just want an excuse to get together and be the most happening booth in the WILK. They were so social and neato; the D.C. booth was pretty funny, but it was a little weird. You know it is weird because you feel awkward and you are not even involved; you just feel super awkward for werfs because obviously they are not experiencing it for themselves. I decided to ask a few writers why they have a booth to satisfy mine and Lucy the Splendid's curiosity. I would like to thank the two writers who gave me their responses, I am sure I owe you cookies or something...let me know.


A Dear Wally III [5],

The Board has a booth for a couple reasons. We usually sell T-shirts
once a semester (you buy them through a link on the Board), so we'll
have the booth a couple weeks after that, and people can come there to
pick up the shirts that they ordered. We also pass out bizarre flyers
and generally try to make a scene in order to attract new readers.
Really, though, we just like to sit around in the Wilk together and do
random crazy stuff like accost passersby with bags over our heads, mix
up all of our nametags to confuse our fans and amuse ourselves, and
raffle off canned food and boxes of cereal and Subway sandwiches with
a couple bites out of them.

Cheers,

-Tangerine

A Dear Wally III [5],

We have a booth about once a semester. Many people think it's simply a publicity stunt, a ruse to garner up a few more raptly-attentive readers. However, it is in fact an undercover operation designed to draw out our arch-nemesis, the Ride Board, for a final all-out battle.

-Yellow

And there you have it, strait from the Hors--eh...Board's mouth!

Oldies but Goodies

I was talking with Tangerine the other day about the 'new application process' to becoming a writer and I started wondering if my favorite Board question has changed since. So I set out on a quest to find some of my favorites--while sharing some of these I realize that some of them need a little explanation of why I think they are hilarious!

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=30238 [byu operators]
Lets see...I have a question needing information regarding basically anything on BYU...who do I call? Thats right-BYU operators. What if I want a slightly humorous answer, am not in a time crunch, or are just curious about what those amazing Board writers think about it...who do I ask? Thats right the Board! What if I had a question regarding BYU operators, that seems like a serious and legitimate question? I know you can write to the Board to ask them about BYU operators, and then they can call the BYU operators to find out about them then give you that information in approximately 100 Hours! HA! Plus if they call them enough to have their number on speed dial....I laughed for like a full minute. Also the sweet irony of the BYU operators supposedly knowing everything and this boardie praising them so highly, but then asking the board a question like that! HA!

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=2005 [critical Mass]
What a strange question. It would be fascinating to know what inspired the boardie enough to be curious about this question. The really funny part is not so much in the answer given in Grock's post script. I laughed for a really long time about that. I can just imagine the kinds of searches he would be doing along with any blocked sites he came across. Then I started thinking...."what would I think if someone sitting next to me was researching something like that? And to top it all off he is looking suspiciously over his shoulder." Ha! I would be super weirded out. It would get even better for him to try and explain to a security guard who he was and why he was answering a question thus....HA! That would be fantastic. What a great story to tell "I was researching a question for the Board and I was imprisoned for further questioning:-)"

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=1915 [temple in NJ]
I don't know if this one needs a grand explanation! Just super humorous!

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=5386 [Noah]
Wow! That is all I can say...Wow.

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=11137 [high heels]
No explanation needed, and it is worth it to read it in its entirety.

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=17063 [Do do do]
This is one of my first favorites. Seriously...even after I knew what song it was I went back and tried to match it up with the do's and I was still baffled. The Duchess has some mad skills. When I first read it I was thinking to myself..."there is no way the Board can answer such a random question (this is still in my early days of reading before I knew any better)." And the Duchess answered it so precisely and with seemingly little effort it was truly awe inspiring.

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=30165 [space shuttle manual]
HA! This question is so great 1) because the HBLL actually has one, 2) That someone is interested in finding one, and 3) because the Writer thought to even look in the HBLL is absolutely Fantastic.

The Board is truly one of the most amazing things in the world; it offers endless hours of entertainment, knowledge and reading enjoyment. I don't know if the people who began the Board have any idea what it would turn into, but I sure would like to shake their hands! Today had 100 posts YE-HA!

Watching the Board Booth

On the second day of the Board booth I went to drop off my question, and having nowhere better to go, I sat at one of the tables near the booth reading for my Shakespeare. Unfortunately, I didn't get much reading done. Fortunately I did get to watch some people interact with the Board writers, and it was very funny. My favorite part of the experience was a female member of the Board trying to explain to a young man what the Board was. She did an excellent job explaining the intricacies of the Board, but what the young man couldn't grasp was that the writers for the Board did what they did for free. Example:
Female writer: ...So that is what the Board is all about. [smiling feeling proud of explaining it so well]
Young man: So...how much do you get paid?
Female writer: No, no, no...it is a group of volunteers, we do it because we like it.
Young man: So...do you get any other sort of benefits?
Female writer: [obviously clueless to how clueless the young man is] HA! We become rich and famous except you don't get paid and no one knows your name. [Thinking she just made a great joke]
Young man: Wait...I thought you didn't get paid? [now even more confused and suspicious than he was]

This went on for another couple exchanges, and eventually the Young man left feeling that the Board was trying to swindle and sell him something he didn't want, despite the adamant and excellent responses by the Female writer to the contrary.

For all of you people who are wondering the Board is 100% and completely risk free, and if you don't get what you expect from the Board--they guarantee everything they do. If you are not totally and completely satisfied they will give you 100 questions for free:-) Happy Reading and/or writing!!

The Board's little helper

Yellow let me carry the old Board submission box to the Board booth today! I felt almost like Frodo carrying the ring to Mt. Doom...uh only without the danger, death, violence, but with the same importance--Alright the analogy doesn't really work, but carrying it sure was fun--I doubt Frodo can say the same:-)!

A Hit! A Hit!

I look sometimes to see where people are coming from, to get to my blog. Just the other day I noticed a link from Google and it looked exactly like this <www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22the board%22 byu %22100 hour board%22 become writer>. It took me a while to figure out exactly what it meant, but I concluded--In the search to discover how to apply to become a Board writer, A boardie did a search on Google and found my blog! I am like the fifth link down!!! HA! Unfortunately they did not discover any hints or even any mentions of it. I do hope that they enjoyed their stay, perhaps they were able to discover a deeper Board experience.

The Board is so much more than just reading (or for writers, writing) responses and questions; it is the coming together of humanity, the betterment of people everywhere, and sense that good people can make a difference in the world. Not everyone has sold their soul to mammon; good people spend their time and resources to help people they don't know for free. The Board is so inspiring I can't seem to stop reading it...nor do I want to. Through the Board I have developed a little more charity, become a little nicer, a little more thoughtful, received a few million dollars worth of free pharmaceuticals, and become a little more enthused at life. My life is better for having read it. It is perhaps the greatest invention to BYU-kind and people throughout the world everywhere!

The Original Board Box

Who would have ever thought that I, Wally III [5], would get to see such a wonderful piece of history! Yellow brought the Original Board Box to work. It was like I was holding an artifact from some sophisticated civilization, that is a remnant of what we have today. Breathtaking in its beauty, it was like the true horse-sense of the Board. Ahhhhh...I hear it is going to be at the Board booth where you can submit questions like boardies used to, in the good old fashioned pen and ink. So I would encourage all boardies to go and visit the Board booth whether you ordered a shirt or not! Who knows you may meet a writer....ok actually that is guaranteed, but who is never known:-)