White and Nerdy

I have a friend who is a math/physics double major. Our conversations are the epitome of nerdiness, we discuss why ice is slippery, why gravitational experiments are flawed, and the number of permutations of possible Go games. My nerdiness goes to an even deeper level, as I crochet, read the 100 Hour Board, discuss literature, and enjoy the usage of interesting words. My friend, however, refuses to accept this nerdiness; he constantly avers that he is normalcy personified. I say "Embrace the Nerdiness!" Trying to skate in the middle of the lake always ends up with werf taking a dunk because the ice is too thin. Sure, wearing a crocheted beanie over my helmet while I am walking across campus is nerdy, but I don't want to carry it, or hook it onto my backpack (I hate it when my helmet clunks around on my bag), the solution that seems to just make sense is to wear it. When you 'Embrace the Nerdiness', werf is then free to do all of those really practical things that would just be too nerdy for regular people to do. Werf is able to take power back from the mob by not allowing them to control werf's actions anymore! Werf is then FREE! So my friends, embrace the nerdiness, and experience the glory of a new world of possibilities.